How to ask if a guy is gay without asking if he’s gay, according to the internet

“Ask me if I’m gay without asking if I’m gay,” a Reddit user asked fellow homos on July 7, denouncing the popular TikTok mentor.

And boy, cut people into fast with their encrypted questions.

The question about parents below, for example, garnered an “angry vote” – or a grudging rating – from one commenter. And the lingerie inquiry below was a different commenter who said, “Damn, I got hit hard.”

Here are some questions from the topic:

  • “What facial moisturizer do you use?”
  • “Why are you walking like that?”
  • “I need some VHS cleaner. Do you know where to get some?”
  • “Why are your knees red?”
  • Finish the ‘Thank you for being a friend’ song. “
  • “How do you check your nails?”
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  • “Check the lingerie aisle again? Didn’t you get new boxers for your birthday?”
  • “Who is your favorite singer?”
  • “So the GPS says it will take 10 minutes to walk there. How long do you think it will take you?”
  • “What is your Starbucks order?”
  • “family?”
  • “How many minutes a year?”

  • “Charli XCX’s Favorite Song?”
  • “Pitcher, catcher, or midfield?”
  • “Gun Oil or Astroglide?”
  • “Mother’s house, Joan?”
  • “I didn’t ask for a free ride.” What is the next song? “

  • “How many years/decades have it been since you last spoke to or watched your father?”
  • “Rogaine and Wax Strips on Amazon Subscription?”
  • What is your favorite Lana Del Rey album?
  • “Did I tell you about this guy I work with called Sean Cody?”

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And now for some honorable mentions: “Whenever I meet someone I think might be gay, I ask them questions about some local gay bars without ever mentioning that they are gay bars,” one said. “Works great.”

Another commenter wrote, “I asked someone in the local Pokémon Go group, who knew I was gay, ‘Hey! Are you the fairy type, too? “

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